HIGHLANDS REGION

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After Hector’s death, Archie has to pay Death Duty on Glenbogle. With 25,000 acres, Archie must pay £1.76 for the first 15,000 acres and 90p per acre for the remainder, including VAT. How many people actually give a toss?

 

An Afro-American called Zachary Obisanjo Kokobobo asks a Tartan Shop in Inverness if he has any Scottish Geneaology. How long does it take to flog him full Highland dress and matching kilts for his wife and 10 kids?

 

If an Aberdeen supporter laid every sheep in Grampian Region end to end, how many people would be surprised?

 

If you caught a Loch Ness Monster 115 feet long and each foot weighed 27lbs, how much money would you make by selling your exclusive story and pictures?

 

Sorry, question 5 has been delayed by heavy snowfall and will be here as soon as the Cockbridge–Tomintoul road re-opens in the spring!